just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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