Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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