it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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