my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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