would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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