Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
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we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
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Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
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