I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
too bad you live with your parents still
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
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i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
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I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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