You're a womanizer and a bitch.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
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did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
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How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
he high fived his dick after we had sex
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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