He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
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Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
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My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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