Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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