Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
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Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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