I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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