He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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