Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
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See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
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Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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