the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
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You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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