That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
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I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
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I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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