I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
it's great music for shaving your balls
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Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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