Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something