Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
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I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
I'm going back tonight
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop