Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong