Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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