How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins