if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
your room smells of hookers.
And success
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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