Midget sex pt 2 tonight
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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