I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.