is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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