Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
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We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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