these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
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He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
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Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.