awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....