what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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