OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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