I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
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Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
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iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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