I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
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