Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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