I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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