All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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