Dual....:-)
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize