Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
