if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
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I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
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got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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