so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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