note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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