Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.