was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
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You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.