I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
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btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
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