The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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