I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
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I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
that is very illegal...i love you.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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