i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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