I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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