and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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