Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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