I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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