we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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