Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I have post one night stand depression
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