he wants to bone in the snuggie
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
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I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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